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TIE Pilot

How sadly true...

Posted on 2005.10.27 at 09:38
Mujibar was trying to get into the USA legally through Immigration. The Officer said, "Mujibar, you have passed all the tests, except there is one more test. Unless you pass it, you cannot enter the United States of America." Mujibar said, "I am ready." The officer said, "Make a sentence using the words Yellow, Pink and Green." Mujibar thought for a few minutes and said, "Mister Officer, I am ready." The Officer said, "Go ahead." Mujibar said, "The telephone goes green, green, green, and I pink it up, and say, 'Yellow, this is Mujibar.'" Mujibar now lives in a neighborhood near you and works at a Verizon (or DELL) help desk. I talked to him yesterday

Of course, if you call either of those help desks, the fact is - no one in the United States is going to answer that phone.

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Lady Wood
[info]stigmatic at 2005-10-27 06:55 (UTC) (Link)
To paraphrase from a recent Daily Show with Jon Stewart: we're exporting all our jobs to 3rd world countries. Yet illegal aliens keep coming here to fill/take jobs from Aericans/legal immigrants. Therefore, if we export jobs faster the illegal alien problem will take care of itself!
Viceroy Grinoliere
[info]grinoliere at 2005-10-27 06:58 (UTC) (Link)
LOL!!
Just another Beachcomber!
[info]jerseygirl1 at 2005-10-27 07:16 (UTC) (Link)
Haha! I hadn't thought about it like that!
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